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Letterman's Top 10 drawbacks to working in a cubicle

  1. "Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin box all day long."

  2. "Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you."

  3. "Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire."

  4. "That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese."

  5. "Lack of roof rafters for the noose."

  6. "The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right."

  7. "23 power cords - 1 outlet."

  8. "Prison cells are not only bigger...they also have beds."

  9. "The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers."

    And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle....

  10. "You can't slam the door on your way out when you quit."


CubeSmart's Top 10 Reasons to get a CubeDoor

  1. "Because telling your co-worker to go away didn’t prevent the interruption in the first place."

  2. "With a wisp of a Sharpie, you can upgrade the word “BUSY” to how you really feel about being interrupted."

  3. "It shows your management that, unlike your slacker co-workers, you are acutely aware of managing your time."

  4. "It looks better than police tape, shower curtains, or moving junk in the doorway – Whats up with that?"

  5. "If you could preempt a 30 minute diatribe about your neighbors in-laws extended visit, you would, wouldn't you?"

  6. "You no longer have to kiss up to the boss in order to get promoted into a position that has a door."

  7. "It blurs the visibility of your computer screen making Tetris look like a spreadsheet."

  8. "It will hold its value more than your telecom stocks."

  9. "It blurs out the image of the guy across from you picking his nose. – that’s just wrong!"

    And the #1 Reason to get a CubeDoor.....

  10. "Serves as a perfect back-drop for mid-day shadow puppets."