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Letterman's Top 10 drawbacks to working in a cubicle
- "Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin box all day long."
- "Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you."
- "Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire."
- "That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese."
- "Lack of roof rafters for the noose."
- "The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right."
- "23 power cords - 1 outlet."
- "Prison cells are not only bigger...they also have beds."
- "The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers."
And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle....
- "You can't slam the door on your way out when you quit."
CubeSmart's Top 10 Reasons to get a CubeDoor
- "Because telling your co-worker to go away didn’t prevent the interruption in the first place."
- "With a wisp of a Sharpie, you can upgrade the word “BUSY” to how you really feel about being interrupted."
- "It shows your management that, unlike your slacker co-workers, you are acutely aware of managing your time."
- "It looks better than police tape, shower curtains, or moving junk in the doorway – Whats up with that?"
- "If you could preempt a 30 minute diatribe about your neighbors in-laws extended visit, you would, wouldn't you?"
- "You no longer have to kiss up to the boss in order to get promoted into a position that has a door."
- "It blurs the visibility of your computer screen making Tetris look like a spreadsheet."
- "It will hold its value more than your telecom stocks."
- "It blurs out the image of the guy across from you picking his nose. – that’s just wrong!"
And the #1 Reason to get a CubeDoor.....
- "Serves as a perfect back-drop for mid-day shadow puppets."
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